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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Demam tak dapat Mr Kenwood?

Salam...

Wat beberapa hari nie entry masak2 tergendala sebentar... sebab daku demam panas... arini pun Mr hubby terpaksa amik EL sebab nak tlg jaga myself n anak2... walaupun aku tau kejer dia kat plant tu berlambak... ngan inspection lagi... tapi nak wat camne kan.. darurat.. kalo aku demam sket2 biasanya memang aku tak kisah.. tapi dah 2 mlm memang panas bangat nie... Mr hubby ajak pi klinik, aku malas ler... telan panadol jer... kalo sok lusa dok ting tong lagi camnie baru la pergi klinik... sebab biasanya demam aku tak teruk.. makan panadol chat ler... insyaallah... Mr hubby sakat aku... kate aku nie demam sebab tak dapat Mr Kenwood ker? muaahaha.. sampai ke situ plak... takderla sampai camtu kan aku nie... huhuhu...


Comel tak kucin yang gelak manjer2 tu? Khas tuk Jiya... So, tuk isi gak entry nie, layan jerla citer kisah anak2 nie yer...

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it..
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are y ou talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Yang last sekali tu terkena la batang hidung aku.. aku dok pok pek2 pun bebudak ni wat bodo jer... ahaksss...

Sekian, wassalam....

6 comments:

  1. verry the funny la mummy! heheheeh

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  2. Ayu..thank coz bagi aku inspiration yang buat blog...nanti dapat la lepak kat umah aku plak...http://ernysabrina.blogspot.com.
    Aku dok cedok resepi ko tau....K chow. Semoga cepat sembuh

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  3. To Irra: citer copy paste jer ra...

    To Erny: aku dah add ko tau erny.. hehehe...

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  4. cumilnya kucin tu... rasa nak lepuk jek paler kucin tu. kakaka!

    cecepat sembuh kak yerr!! nanti tak pepasal periuk kuali akak naik berkarat! Hehehe!

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  5. Jiya, sebab tu akak bagi gambor jer.. bagi bebetul kang, kompom lembik anak kucin tu kena dera n sekeh.. muahahaha...

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  6. kak yong dah sihat ke....?
    siannya...

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